What Women Say....

Yet another chain email type thing that I feel the need to comment on. You will find my comments in red.

Words that women use (when they can't just open their mouths and say what they freaking MEAN!)

~FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.
An immature way of handling things, instead of saying "FINE" and huffing off, TALK THINGS OUT instead of freaking arguing. Yes ladies, it is sometimes a sad fact of life, sorry to disappoint you, but every now and then you have to let go of high school crap and learn to be the bigger person and discuss problems like an adult ::gasp!::

~FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

Here's a concept....if you're going to need more than five minutes, freaking say so! And for the record ladies, it does not take a half an hour to get dressed. Most likely you've known how to dress yourself for years. Just pick something, stick to it, and move on to makeup and hair. And for the record, if it takes you more than a couple of minutes to put your makeup on, then it's probably time to chisel off a layer (or 3) and start over.

~NOTHING

this is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

If you're going to say that nothing is wrong, then mean it. Nobody is a mind reader...if something is wrong and you want to talk about it, then fucking say so. Otherwise, don't get pissy if people leave it at "nothing" and move on to more interesting topics.

~GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

If you don't want someone to do something, then again, SAY SO. I'm so tired of stupid moronic girl games. News flash...we all graduated quite some time ago!

~LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"

If it really is "nothing" then don't argue about it. Loud sighs and eyerolling should only be accompanied by hair flips, foot stomps, and the phrase "I'm taking my toys and going home!" (understand my point here?)

~THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

This is the sibling to "nothing". If it's not OK than SAY SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you say it's ok, then they do it, then you have no freaking right to get pissy about it later.

~THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

~"Whatever"

...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU

Ladies....grow a spine. If you mean "fuck you" then say it.