Sorry? No, I am NOT Sorry!

You know, really, I am not sorry. I hate these things. These are things that go without saying, and nobody should EVER apologize in this manner. Only scumbags would warrant such an apology, and frankly, those men aren't worth the paper their birth certificates are printed on, and are destined to wind up fat, bald, and alone. For those women who are my dearest friends, don't you EVER let me hear you speak such an apology, because you will regret it!

For the record, I'm not sorry that I am not a slut, mine are plenty large enough, "anorexicly" isn't a word, and ribs aren't pretty, but I AM, and the those who don't know it, aren't worthy of calling me their girl, but then, those who are, know I would never want to be referred to as property, or as someone's "girl" because I am a WOMAN. I don't have to be a playboy model to act like a porn star, but a person would have to be damned good to be worthy of such behavior, and my body turns plenty of people on, so for those whom it doesn't, it's really your loss, and you haven't even imagined what you will miss out on in your wildest dreams.

I am not sorry for those who cannot accept me as I am, because frankly, I don't care to associate with people like that, and they aren't worth the time and effort it takes to feel sorry for them.

Therefore, let's revise thise post....

I am not sorry that you are so shallow and disrespectful that you need to have sex with a girl on a first date to falsely validate your masculinity.

I am not sorry that you place such a heavy value on the size of a woman's breasts, though it is probably directly, and inversely proportionate to the size of your penis.

I am not sorry that you want a woman who couldn't even appreciate a good meal if you took her to a wonderful restaurant, though men as shallow as you would not be bothered doing such a thing. By the way, girls that skinny can't even fill out the formal wear that such a locale calls for. There's something to be said for that perfect hourglass shape.

I am not sorry that you have such an overinflated sense of self importance as to think that you deserve a beautiful woman that you can regard as a piece of your property.

I am not sorry that you spend so much time fantasizing about airbrushed women in magazines that you couldn't get a beautiful woman to give you the time of day.

I am not sorry that you can't appreciate what a beautiful, voluptuous woman can do with that body; curves are dangerous. Trust me, what I can do with mine is the stuff that wet dreams are made of, so I guess it really is a dream body.

And I am not sorry that you cannot accept me as I am, because it's no loss to me, the loss is entirely yours.

I copied the original post below, for those of you who do feel so badly about yourselves as to be sorry for these things.

-Tracy

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I'm Sorry
that I'm not enough of a slut, to sleep with you on a first date.

I'm sorry
that my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.

I'm sorry
that I'm not anorexicly skinny enough for you to see my ribs.

I'm sorry
that I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".

I'm sorry
that I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.

I'm sorry
I don't have a dream body that turns you on.

BUT MOST OF ALL....
I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am.

If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".

If you're one of the few guys with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are"